Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.