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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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16 Sep — 468,664 notes
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stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

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15 Sep — 625,534 notes
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Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.
- Lauren DeStefano, Wither (via quoted-books)

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7 Sep — 3,075 notes
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australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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6 Sep — 467,261 notes
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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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5 Sep — 101,353 notes
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He’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
- Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights (via feellng)

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4 Sep — 1,143 notes
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